WHEN I'M AN OLD LADY

When I'm an old lady

I'll live in the zoo

I'll sit in a cage

and do what THEY (the animals ) do

I'll roar like the lions

I'll shriek like the apes

I'll stare at the people

And laugh at their shapes

I'll pace like the tiger

And hiss like the snakes

Trumpet like the elephant

Until the ground shakes

I'll make the zoo-keepers

Stay on their toes

'Cause THIS li'l ol' lady

will be giving them woes

I'll toss poop at the tourists

I'll spit in their hair

I'll make them wish

That I wasn't there

I'll run like the cheetah

I'll howl at the moon

They'll call for my kids

To come get me ...SOON !

They'll come take me home

And when all's said and done

I'll tell them my story

And how I had fun

How I did as I pleased

Like the animals do

When I was the old lady

Who lived in a zoo

OK now, the goofy lady is back !

Just as nutty as ever, and happily so.

Hope you all get a laugh from this, or at least

a chuckle or two.

Laughter helps almost any situation

we find ourselves in, and it's good to

be able to laugh at ourselves

now and then.

Laughter is also a gift, meant to bring

us joy.

Until my next post, keep on finding

the joy in your life, and remember

always, to count our blessings.

D