BEWARE OF SUBSTITUTES !

Substitute chickens

Lay substitute eggs

Just think !

Those chickens

Have substitute legs

Substitute legs

Don't taste very good

Guess all those chickens

Eat substitute food

Substitute food

Full of chemicals and such

If you eat those chickens

Don't eat very much

'Cause YOU might become fake

And grow substitute legs

All because you ate

Some substitute eggs

I was so tired of eating that damn egg substitute

that I think I went a little crazy, and in my

craziness, wrote this really terrible poem.

Then, to compound the awfulness of it all,

I had the temerity to go ahead and write

yet ANOTHER one, on the same subject !

Oh, I did wait another 12 days, before

penning the rest of this really bad poetry,

so the reader will have a little while to

recuperate from this assault on their senses .

I hope you won't think too badly of me,

because I do write some pretty good stuff

now and then.

Count your blessings today and

tomorrow and tomorrow.

They are never-ending.

D